Question: What is a defining moment? And what does it have to do with stretchy pants?\nAnswer: Are you serious? Have you never experienced a defining moment in your life that defines who you were and who you will become? Have you never faced the proverbial "fork in the road" that leads to two entirely different futures? Have you never had to make a defining moment choice in your spiritual journey? You know, the "as for me and my house..." kind of choices.\nOh, and a defining moment has absolutely nothing to do with stretchy pants...just in case you were still wondering.\nAhem. Let's talk about it, shall we?