Valentine (2001)

Published: Feb. 12, 2021, 8:05 a.m.

Will you be ours? If the answer is yes - or even maybe - crack open some \u201cCorpse Juice for 2\u201d as we talk about the early aughts slasher fave, VALENTINE! Wanna see someone cut into a cadaver in a tank tee? We got ya! Need to hear all about every n\xfc-butt rock cut on the soundtrack? It\u2019s covered. Ever wanted to hear us praise the ever-loving hell outta Denise Richards? That\u2019s right - it\u2019s all posted here for your listening pleasure. Plus, we talk medium-neutral voodoo daddies, horny cops, body shaming, eyebrow acting, community theater Jesus v2.0, why \u201cThe Cherub\u201d is the only masked killer in the genre to be in desperate need of orange slices and a very romantic round of Choose Your Own Deathventure!