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The Lot is many things. A small town full of secrets. A place where evil can fester. And it\u2019s a Stephen King property that has a few swings at the bat. Well, this week on Kill By Kill, we\u2019re the ones swinging the bat! That\u2019s right, we hate to do it, but we\u2019re driving a stake right through the heart of this 2022\u2026 wait, 2023\u2026 hold on\u2026 2024 remake of \u2018SALEM\u2019S LOT - and we\u2019re not happy about it at all. Why does this movie feel like a speed run? Why does it refuse to show more than six people at a time? Why does Barlow look like the Space Vampire from that episode of Buck Rogers in the 25th Century? Folks, we\u2019re doing everything in our power not to be \u201cthose fans,\u201d but this motion picture keeps dragging us back in. Remember how we raged at the 2011 remake of A Nightmare on Elm Street? Well, it\u2019s happening again. Make sure to listen til the end to hear about a couple of things we actually appreciate about the film and explain our many, many disappointments. We go in-depth with Uncle Steve\u2019s original novel and try to parse exactly what went so terribly wrong with this new version. It\u2019s a real journey. Don\u2019t worry, we\u2019re back to our chipper, fun lovin\u2019 selves next week.