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Remember when we went gaga over Mary Lou? Or maybe a little tyke named Mikey? Well, get ready for us to become the internet\u2019s biggest fans of the most incomprehensible horror anthology ever - 1985\u2019s NIGHT TRAIN TO TERROR - and \u201cThe Case of Claire Hansen!!\u201d Strap in as we try to make sense out of the truly senseless!! Witness breakdancing train angels!! An extended riff on Paula Abdul and MC Skat Kat\u2019s undeniable sexual attraction!!Marvel at Richard Moll\u2019s unearthly hairpiece!! Loose what\u2019s left of your mind when you see a stop-motion Spider-man pile drive a mad monk into hell!! Does this sound bonkers?! You don\u2019t know the half of it!! All this, plus a maddening Choose Your Own Deathventure, and we meet a whole new Son of Satan who\u2019s evil enough to hang with the Third Reich but willing to scare a woman to death by nearly taking off his sock!! No, I\u2019m not lying about that last part. You have to see this \u201cmotion picture\u201d to believe it!!