If you still say, \u201cThank Jason it\u2019s Friday\u201d - you\u2019re not alone! That\u2019s right, killers - it\u2019s the moment Patrick and Gena have dreaded since committing to their stay in Camp Crystal Lake: we\u2019re watching Friday the 13th Part 5: A New Beginning. Thankfully, we\u2019re joined by the glorious presence of John Brandon (of the Square Roots podcast) to help us in this terrible time of need. We open with an incredible sprint across SIX CHARACTERS because we know next to nothing about most of them. We discuss why grave robbers would want to have sex with Jason\u2019s corpse so badly, count the number of Tinas in the Friday franchise, debate cocaine storage strategies, and investigate why everyone in this movie is constantly talking to themselves. All that and America\u2019s favorite game - Choose Your Own Deathventure - just as soon as you hit play! Go ahead. We\u2019ll wait.