Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem (2007)

Published: Aug. 9, 2024, 7 a.m.

You asked for it. You demanded it. We\u2026 sadly listened to you. That\u2019s right - by overwhelming demand, we\u2019re covering a true clash of the Titans: terrible lighting and non-existent characters! Wait. That\u2019s here too, but the movie we\u2019re talking about is ALIENS VS. PREDATOR: REQUIEM!! This movie has it all: Predator wedding rehearsals, Doctor Face-Hands, a real-life murderer, communal hootch in a sewer, xenomorph stage direction, people who state that their profession is acting, and a girl!! What girl? Who can say? You get all this, plus we dip into Predator bureaucracy, remember our favorite screams, force in more Prometheus discussion then you would think, and dip ourselves into a very acid-heavy edition of Choose Your Own Deathventure!! No matter who wins, we lose interest. Good ep, tho.