If we learned anything from this week\u2019s film, it\u2019s that the \u201cgig economy\u201d will kill you!! That\u2019s right, we hook up with our old friends Radio Silence to discuss the new kiddy vampire flick, ABIGAIL!! Before we get fully rolling, we have a non-spoiler section for those who haven\u2019t caught the film yet. Then we dive into movie theater etiquette, trailer reveals, blood explosions, severed head balancing, too many teeth problems, breaking on SNL, and we worship at the alter of \u201cdisturbingly sexy\u201d Dan Stevens!! All this, plus Vampire Breakthrough, call for justice for Melissa Barrera, and bite into a juicy edition of Choose Your Own Deathventure!! And we have a bonus mini-episode at the very end of the show where we discover, in real-time, exactly what the movie TAROT is. We didn\u2019t know, but now we do. That\u2019s what we like to call growth.