Art by David Wynne. Prints and cards available at the shop, or contact David to purchase the original.\n\n\xa0\n\nIn which the X-Men move to Australia; O.Z. Chase is definitely not a werewolf; Dazzler is a smart, glittery laser\xa0cookie; Gateway falls into some uncomfortable tropes; Havok remains the king of terrible hats; Madelyne Pryor hacks the planet; Rogue makes a friend; Rick Leonardi draws the definitive Magik; Colossus' secondary mutation is allegory; and there are a lot of great places to donate your old backissues.\n\nX-PLAINED:\n\n \tGateway's probable origin\n \tWintry mix\n \tMiles's definitive X-era\n \tUncanny X-Men #228-231\n \tO.Z. Chase\n \tVladimir Zaitzev\n \tThe Reavers (No, not those Reavers)\n \tBonebreaker\n \tSkullcrusher\n \tPretty Boy\n \tChildren\n \tJessan Hoan (Tyger Tiger)\n \tGateway\n \tTeamwork (more) (again)\n \tThe Siege Perilous\n \tCooterman's Creek\n \tJay's favorite mythic figure (and long-term career goal)\n \tThe best brother in the Marvel Universe\n \tA really sad team-up\n \tFavorite X-science moments\n \tWhere to donate comic books\n\nNEXT WEEK: The saddest story ever\n\n\n\nYou can find a visual companion to this episode\xa0on our blog!\n\nFind us on\xa0iTunes\xa0or\xa0Stitcher!\n\nRachel and Miles X-Plain the X-Men is 100% ad-free and listener supported. If you want to\xa0help support the podcast\u2013and unlock more cool stuff\u2013you can do that\xa0right here!\n\nBuy prints of this week\u2019s illustration at our shop, or contact David Wynne\xa0for\xa0the original!