Art by David Wynne. Prints and cards available until 5/31/2015 in the shop, or contact David for the original.\n\nIn which Nightcrawler does Weird Tales; Iceman does Back to the Future; we want a vacation home in Dave Cockrum\u2019s brain; Bamfs are terrible; the 1983\xa0Iceman miniseries is straight-up bananas; parents just don\u2019t understand; and Rachel will take literally any excuse to talk smack about John Ruskin.\n\nX-PLAINED:\n\n \tVanisher\n \tNightcrawler #1-4\n \tBizarre Adventures #27\n \tIceman #1-4\n \tThe Well at the Center of Time\n \tThe downside to hanging out with pirates\n \tA shark wizard in a tiny loincloth\n \tBetter living through sound-effect awareness\n \tBoggies\n \tThe key to a classic Nightcrawler story\n \tEarth-5311\n \tBamfs\n \tThe full extent of Rachel\u2019s Smurfs knowledge\n \tCretaceous Sam\n \tSehv\n \tIllyana Rasputin\u2019s porn collection\n \tThe Drake family\n \tAn exceptionally unlikely girl next door\n \tThe definitive Miles\u2019s Mom anecdote\n \tMarge Smith / Mirage\n \tWhite Light\n \tIdiot\n \tKali (but not that one)\n \tTwo generations of Officers Ratchit\n \tPornography no one wants to see\n \tDeath by time travel\n \tOblivion\n \tNight Man (kinda)\n \tOur ideal cross-media adaptations\n\nNEXT WEEK:\xa0X-Men '92, with Chris Sims and Chad Bowers!\n\n\n\nYou can find a visual companion\xa0to this episode on our blog!\n\nFind us on\xa0iTunes\xa0or\xa0Stitcher!\n\nRachel and Miles X-Plain the X-Men is 100% ad-free and listener supported. If you want to\xa0help support the podcast\u2013and unlock more cool stuff\u2013you can do that\xa0right here!\n\nBuy prints of this week\u2019s illustration at our shop, or contact David Wynne\xa0for\xa0the original!