Art by David Wynne. Prints and cards available until 3/22/2015 in the shop, or contact David for the original.\n\nIn which Asgardian Wars occupies the precise intersection of Miles\u2019s favorite things; Marvel Asgard is your favorite metal album; no one appreciates Cypher; Wolfsbane gets some action; Warlock gets meta; Cannonball is a catch; Rachel Summers gets a new costume; Loki does Shakespeare; and Rachel overthinks Leverage.\n\nX-PLAINED:\n\n \tVarious Mjolnirs and their attendant powers\n \tAsgardian Wars\n \tNew Mutants Special Edition #1\n \tX-Men Annual #9\n \tThe Surtwar\n \tArt Adams\n \tAmora the Enchantress\n \tLorelei\n \tSeveral pop culture cameos\n \tA really dubious beach party\n \tThe Viking Sorceress Asgardian Portrait of Dorian Grey\n \tEd Grimley\n \tHrimhari\n \tWolf makeouts\n \tThe Marvel version of Norse mythology\n \tThe Warriors Three\n \tRule #1 of dealing with fairies\n \tA hawk \u2018hawk\n \tValkyries\n \tEinherjar\n \tA costume in somewhat questionable taste\n \tInterdimensional lightning-bolt mixology\n \tOur favorite Thor story, ever\n \tHow to get your friends and neighbors into comics\n \tAsgardian mutants (or lack thereof)\n \tX-Leverage cross-casting\n\nNEXT WEEK: Longshot!\n\n\n\nYou can find a visual companion to this episode on our blog!\n\nFind us on\xa0iTunes\xa0or\xa0Stitcher!\n\nSupport us on\xa0Patreon!\n\nBuy prints of this week\u2019s illustration at our shop, or contact David Wynne\xa0for\xa0the original!