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In which Banshee should eat the rich; the real Monet is way more of a jerk than the fake one; the Marvel Universe is the world inside your brain-case; Maggott joins and quits Generation X at almost the speed of Sunfire; Dracula gives Chamber the D; and if Jay and Miles die in this episode, they die in real life.\n\nX-PLAINED:\n\n \tDracula as a universal standard\n \tEarth-441\n \tGeneration X #48-49\n \tThe missed potential of 13,000-year-old teenager Gaia\n \tThe Jay Faerber run of Generation X\n \tEmma and Banshee\u2019s forgotten X-friendship\n \tThat time that Moira ripped off Banshee\u2019s skin and wore it like a Halloween costume (again)\n \tCordelia Frost, Emma\u2019s younger sister\n \tAdrienne Frost, Emma\u2019s older sister\n \tInterpersonal arguments by way of Asgardian combat scenarios\n \tJubilee, fox; versus M, scorpion\n \tAlaska, moping capital of the Marvel Universe\n \tClever scene transitions\n \tConstantine Francis Slaughter IV and his mustache\n \tPuberty as body horror\n \tHusk\u2019s breakup haircut\n \tSlug emulation\n \tGeneration X / Dracula Annual 1998\n \tThe Council of Cross-Time Draculas\n \tChamber\u2019s goofy face\n \tVampire fonts\n \tJubilee\u2019s bunny slippers\n \tCharlie Brown in Snow Valley\n \tCount von Count (again)\n \tMonsters as class metaphor\n \tWhat would happen if Synch synced with Legion\n \tWho would pronounce Cable like Britta Perry pronounces bagel\n\nNEXT EPISODE: Victor Von Doom X-Plains the X-Men.\n\n\n\nCheck out the visual companion to this episode\xa0on our blog!\n\nFind us on\xa0Apple Podcasts\xa0or\xa0Spotify!\n\nJay\xa0and Miles X-Plain the X-Men is 100% ad-free and listener supported. If you want to\xa0help support the podcast\u2013and unlock more cool stuff\u2013you can do that\xa0right here!\n\nBuy rad swag at\xa0our TeePublic shop!