428 Naked in a Cake

Published: Oct. 23, 2023, 3:21 a.m.

Love and chaos. (Excalibur #125)\n\nIn which you shouldn\u2019t invite nazis to your wedding, there\u2019s a lot of multiverse, Captain Britain and Meggan are pretty heteronormative but make it work, everybody forgot Feron, and the next husband will be Gatecrasher\u2019s.\n\nX-PLAINED:\n\n \tCaptain Britain varieties\n \tThe history of Brian Braddock and Meggan Puceanu, abridged\n \tExcalibur #124-125\n \tMutants most likely to jump out of a cake\n \tThe Crazy Gang (again)\n \tMeggan\u2019s crush on Colossus\n \tColossus\u2019s guilt about Meggan\u2019s crush on Colossus\n \tA surprise bridal shower\n \tThe return of Captain UK\n \tBrian Braddock\u2019s teetotaling techniques\n \tMimic\u2019s ever-changing facial hair\n \tGlorious, glorious chaos\n \tPoor, poor Feron\n \tMultiple awkward conversations\n \tThe return of Widget and also everyone else\n \tLightning Force (dammit)\n \tA lengthy but not exhaustive list of Captains Britain\n \tSo many cameos\n \t...Seriously, so many cameos\n \tDai Thomas\u2019s anti-iron\n \tShockingly healthy communication\n \tBouquet brawls and garter gar-nage\n \tA bittersweet ending\n \tNightcrawler\u2019s best outfit\n \tThe universe where the X-Men X-Plain Jay & Miles\n \tOur hypothetical post-finale Excalibur lineup\n\nNEXT EPISODE: The return of X-Factor! Kind of!\n\n\n\nCheck out the visual companion to this episode on our blog!\n\nFind us on\xa0iTunes\xa0or\xa0Stitcher!\n\nJay\xa0and Miles X-Plain the X-Men is 100% ad-free and listener supported. If you want to\xa0help support the podcast\u2013and unlock more cool stuff\u2013you can do that\xa0right here!\n\nBuy rad swag at\xa0our TeePublic shop!