Art by David Wynne. Wanna buy the original? Drop him a line!\n\nIn which Al Kennedy and Miles enter a somewhat post-OZT world, the art of Frank Teran (whose uncle built a jetpack) elevates an otherwise merely decent story, Puck is played by Bob Hoskins, Wild Child gets a chance to shine, Mystique and Forge are sitting in a tree, and Swamp Thing is amazing.\n\nX-PLAINED:\n\n \tSpider-Man's head cold\n \tSabretooth: Back to Nature #1\n \tSabretooth (Victor Creed)\n \tWild Child (Kyle Gibney)\n \tHorrible violence, expertly implied\n \tThe ubiquity of sewers\n \tSaturday morning cartoons of R-rated movies\n \tSerial killers with\xa0G.I. Joe\xa0names\n \tImprobable tracking\n \tBilingual crime\n \tChekhov's waterfall\n \tDRUGS\n \tX-Factor #136-137\n \tThe Hound program\n \tSkeumorphism\n \tDoctor Valerie Cooper and Major Edmond Atkinson, excellent exes\n \tQuestionable wound-dressing\n \tHolograms\n \tGovernment jobs\n \tThe sad fate of the Chase family\n \tNimrod disambiguation\n \tThe Marvel Universe According to Doctor Seuss\n\nNEXT EPISODE: The X-Men return from space!\n\n\n\nCheck out the visual companion to this episode\xa0on our blog!\n\nFind us on\xa0iTunes\xa0or\xa0Stitcher!\n\nJay\xa0and Miles X-Plain the X-Men is 100% ad-free and listener supported. If you want to\xa0help support the podcast\u2013and unlock more cool stuff\u2013you can do that\xa0right here!\n\nBuy rad swag at\xa0our TeePublic shop!