Art by David Wynne. Wanna buy the original? Drop him a line!\n\nIn which we continue to avoid Onslaught with a jaunt over to the Wolverine solo series; Logan is terrible at both being a loner and secret identities; fake vampires are fundamentally hilarious; and Burt Corrigan is the hero we need.\n\nX-PLAINED\n\n \tHyperstorm (kinda)\n \tWolverine #11-16\n \tA very full week\n \tWhat Wolverine has been up to\n \tMadripoor\n \tSeveral supporting cast members\n \t\u201cPatch\u201d\n \tArchie Corrigan\n \tBurt Corrigan\n \tSeveral things to do in San Francisco\n \tVampire humor\n \tBa\u2019al\n \tThe Gehenna Stone\n \tPenis bones\n \tThe Hand of God\n \tDoomsday\n \tMutual fratricide\n \tA midair brawl\n \tSecret identity problems\n \tClaw problems\n \tOther metals with which one\u2019s skeleton might be bonded\n \tBisecting Logan\n \tTeam-ups we\u2019d like to see\n\nNEXT WEEK: Hawk Talk!\n\nNEXT EPISODE: Onslaught, honestly, we promise.\n\n\n\nCheck out the visual companion to this episode on our blog.\n\nFind us on\xa0iTunes\xa0or\xa0Stitcher!\n\nJay\xa0and Miles X-Plain the X-Men is 100% ad-free and listener supported. If you want to\xa0help support the podcast\u2013and unlock more cool stuff\u2013you can do that\xa0right here!\n\nBuy rad swag at\xa0our TeePublic shop!