30 New-Wave Superteens in Love

Published: Nov. 9, 2014, 8:42 p.m.

Art by David Wynne\n\n\xa0\n\nIn which the New Mutants are the Bobbsey Twins to the X-Men\u2019s Sam Spade; Nina da Costa is Ms. Frizzle; New Mutants does a Rachel-and-Miles cold open; Selene is the Elizabeth Bathory of lava; Rahne likes Sam, Sam likes Amara, Dani likes Bobby, and Bobby likes everyone; Gil and Art are no Harvey and Janet; Miles has a Del Preston moment, Magma is a Horta; and if something super happens, you should tell a super adult.\n\nX-Plained:\n\n \tSelene\n \tExternals\n \tNew Mutants #7-17\n \tThe da Costa family\n \tAxe\n \tSome really dubious cosmetic choices\n \tNova Roma\n \tAmara Aquilla (Magma)\n \tOp-art as a superpower\n \tDoug Ramsey\u2019s hair\n \tThe Massachusetts Academy\n \tNew-Wave Superteens\n \tDeflection\n \tThe Hellions\n \tNot-Particularly-Secret Origins of the Hellfire Club\n \tPublishing schedules\n\nNext Week:\xa0Lifedeath, time travel, and Forge's tiny shorts.\n\n\n\nYou can find a visual companion to the episode \u2013 as well as\xa0links to recommended reading and the winners of the stealth / plainclothes cosplay contest \u2013\xa0on our\xa0blog.\n\nFind us on\xa0iTunes\xa0or\xa0Stitcher!\n\nSupport us on\xa0Patreon!