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Art by David Wynne. Wanna buy the original? Drop him a line!\n\nIn which this episode may or may not be a temporal aberration; Gambit is bad at marketing; Jubilee\u2019s sixth birthday was probably worse than yours; Earth-295\u2019s chronology doesn\u2019t make that much more sense than 616\u2019s; Super Doctor Astronaut Peter Corbeau wears this timeline well; Rictor makes a terrible Javert; Jubilee has no time for your makeouts; superheroes are basically preschoolers; there is only one Jahf; babies are bad at stealing; and Apocalypse is not a tactician.\n\nX-PLAINED:\n\n \tHow Magneto got his own country\n \tA numerical convergence\n \tEarth-295\n \tGambit and the X-Ternals #1-4\n \tX-Ternals\n \tThe human resistance\n \tThe Temple of Human Redress\n \tA terrible way to celebrate your birthday\n \tLila Cheney of Earth-295\n \tThe Nuclear Naked\n \tSuper Doctor Astronaut (mermaid) Peter Corbeau of Earth-295\n \tJulio Richter (Earth-295)\n \tMudir\n \tHomage\n \tCross-timeline vocabulary\n \tCosmic peril\n \tThe state of the Shi\u2019ar Empire in Earth-295\n \tThe Starjammers of Earth-295\n \tVaryingly versatile energy absorption\n \tJahf\n \tAn exchange\n \tSome fancy sewers\n \tGuido Carosella\u2019s devil\u2019s bargains\n \tEarth-295... IN SPACE\n \tThe nominal justification for Apocalypse\u2019s society\n \tWhich Apocalypse is currently running around Earth-616\n\nNEXT WEEK: Hawk Talk!\n\nNEXT EPISODE: \u201cAmazing\u201d might be pushing it.\n\nCheck out the visual companion to this episode\xa0on our blog.\n\nFind us on\xa0iTunes\xa0or\xa0Stitcher!\n\nJay\xa0and Miles X-Plain the X-Men is 100% ad-free and listener supported. If you want to\xa0help support the podcast\u2013and unlock more cool stuff\u2013you can do that\xa0right here!\n\nBuy rad swag at\xa0our TeePublic shop!