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Art by David Wynne. Wanna buy the original? Drop him a line!\n\nIn which Glen Danzig was the most popular Wolverine fancast for a weirdly long time; breasts have physical mass; the Shi\u2019ar empire is not your friend; Deathbird should not be left in charge of anything alive; Jubilee learns about privilege; Sinister is not subtle; plasma is the new magnetism; Scott and Jean return from the future; and Nick Fury probably sews his name into the waistband of all his underpants.\n\nX-PLAINED:\n\n \tSome guy from Earth-1610\n \tX-Men: Unlimited #5\n \tX-Men #34-35\n \tShi\u2019ar sexting\n \tA rude awakening (literal)\n \tRococo Stryfe\n \tSome uncomfortable fashion choices\n \tX-pajamas\n \tDefinitely nude Charles Xavier\n \tBreasts\n \tShi\u2019ar imperial bullshit\n \tA very impressive headdress\n \tReality TV... in space!\n \tA rude awakening (metaphorical)\n \tShi\u2019ar childhood\n \tNegotiation\n \tA total dick move\n \tAnother total dick move\n \tBeast\u2019s brief tenure as field leader of the X-Men\n \tThe return of Threnody\n \tThe titles of several sex tapes\n \tHigh-tech spelunking\n \tSinister\u2019s secret DNA library\n \tControversial outfits\n \tNick Fury\u2019s stuff\n \tSunset Grace\n \tThe racism inherent to Evan Sabahnur\u2019s background\n \tA question we\u2019ve answered before and will probably answer again\n\nNEXT EPISODE: Malice!\n\n\n\nCheck out the visual companion to this episode\xa0on our blog!\n\nFind us on\xa0iTunes\xa0or\xa0Stitcher!\n\nJay\xa0and Miles X-Plain the X-Men is 100% ad-free and listener supported. If you want to\xa0help support the podcast\u2013and unlock more cool stuff\u2013you can do that\xa0right here!\n\nBuy rad swag at\xa0our TeePublic shop!