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Art by David Wynne. Wanna buy the original? Drop him a line!\n\nIn which it\xa0still sucks to be a Rasputin;\xa0John Romita Jr. has a solid, if muscular, grasp of anatomy;\xa0Jay and Miles are better exes than Forge and anyone; and\xa0Cannonball\u2019s many younger siblings have almost prepared him for running X-Force.\n\nX-PLAINED:\n\n \tPeters Parker\n \tThe Merry X-Men Holiday Special\n \tComic book release schedules vs. J&MXPtXM\n \tUncanny X-Men #301-302\n \tTrevor F**king Fitzroy, possibly the worst Upstart\n \tComics Code Authority closeting versus real-life closeting\n \t21st Century Torture Devices\n \tRisky mood fonts\n \tRobert\u2019s Rules of Upstart Order (this week)\n \tGamesmaster vs. the Isolationist\n \tShinobi Shaw: Good At Sex\n \tRussian tragedy (more, again)\n \tCharles Xavier and his poor decisions\n \tShi\u2019ar tech support\n \tPants and villainy\n \tRacist jerks vs. rhetorical questions\n \tTIME PARADOX\n \tWeirdly specific contingencies\n \tPiotr Rasputin and his justified fury\n \tX-Force #24\n \tMeaningless (but fun!) timestamps\n \tThe Friends of Humanity (who are not our friends)\n \tRusty and Skids\u2019 latest arrest\n \tDisappointed Dad Sam Guthrie\n \tAction vs. public perception\n \tVinz Clortho\n \tDomino\u2019s continuing quest to figure out what exactly an X-Force is\n \tThe dramatic return of\u2026 well, you know\n \tSpacesuit logistics\n \tNumerical universe designations\n \tPlastic Warlock\n\nNEXT EPISODE: Our Fifth Annual Giant-Size Winter Special!\n\n\n\nCheck out the visual companion to this episode\xa0on our blog!\n\nFind us on\xa0iTunes\xa0or\xa0Stitcher!\n\nJay\xa0and Miles X-Plain the X-Men is 100% ad-free and listener supported. If you want to\xa0help support the podcast\u2013and unlock more cool stuff\u2013you can do that\xa0right here!\n\nWe\u2019re in the process of migrating our\xa0official shop to TeePublic!\xa0Click over to check it out!\xa0(You can still find the designs we haven\u2019t moved yet\xa0at Redbubble.)