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Art by David Wynne. Wanna buy the original? Drop him a line!\n\nIn which Dracula probably doesn't drink his blood from a World's Greatest Dad mug; Miles massively underestimates the cultural ubiquity of Sexy Dracula; Bill Sienkiewicz may or may not have ever seen a bat; Kitty gets possessed; and Dazzler is singularly well suited to a Vegas residency.\n\nX-PLAINED:\n\n \tDracula's ungrateful children\n \tMarvel Dracula\n \tA fortuitously named writer\n \tRachel Van Helsing\n \tX-Men #159 (again) (briefly)\n \tSexy Dracula\n \tThe secret origin of sexy Draculas\n \tFastball Special body mechanics\n \tX-Men Annual #6\n \tA nightmare\n \t"Bats"\n \tYet another Castle Dracula\n \tThe Montesi Formula\n \tSound effects, spoken or otherwise\n \tLilith\n \tChairs\n \tThe relative efficacy of holy symbols against Dracula\n \tX-Vegas\n \tCharacters we have grown to love as a result of the podcast\n\nNEXT EPISODE: Fix the future!\n\n\n\nCheck out the visual companion to this episode--along with Jay's convention sketches--on our blog!\n\nFind us on\xa0iTunes\xa0or\xa0Stitcher!\n\nJay\xa0and Miles X-Plain the X-Men is 100% ad-free and listener supported. If you want to\xa0help support the podcast\u2013and unlock more cool stuff\u2013you can do that\xa0right here!\n\nWe\u2019re in the process of migrating our\xa0official shop to TeePublic!\xa0Click over to check it out!\xa0(You can still find the designs we haven\u2019t moved yet\xa0at Redbubble.)