Art by David Wynne. Wanna buy the original? Drop him a line!\n\nIn which nobody but Stryfe's diary understands him; Apocalypse is the best at what he does (and what he does is remarkably versatile); Scott and Jean weaponize their clich\xe9s; Jae Lee does his best Patrick Nagel; Apocalypse is poisonous; Cable goes full T-800; nothing good ever happens to Cyclops on the moon; Stryfe dies as passive-aggressively as he lived; and X-Cutioner's Song finally concludes.\n\nX-PLAINED:\n\n \tHow Cable dies\n \tThe Story So Far\n \tStill more trading-card taxonomy\n \tUncanny X-Men #296\n \tX-Factor #86\n \tX-Men #16\n \tX-Force #18\n \tAn AU we'd like to read\n \tThe not-St\xfcssy S\n \tHow to effectively reference X-Men #137\n \tA decoy baby\n \tAn abortive escape\n \tMoon gravity\n \tRevelatory vandalism\n \tA trip to the moon\n \tA probably excessive number of hawk facts\n \tVarious daring rescues\n \tHow to kill time in space\n \tCathexes\n \tA very fancy moon base\n \tThe cavalry, kind of\n \tStryfe vs. Cable\n \tAn X-Cellent epilogue\n \tSeveral Silent Hill 2 references\n \tStryfe's Legacy\n \tPawnee, Indiana vs. Marvel\n \tSexy high-security prisons of the future\n\nNEXT EPISODE: Live from FlameCon, featuring Sina Grace, Magdalene Visaggio, and Leah Williams!\n\n\n\nSpecial thanks to Matt for the subject of this episode's cold open; and to the Protomen for use of their cover of "Total Eclipse of the Heart."\n\n\n\nCheck out the visual companion to this episode\xa0on our blog!\n\nFind us on\xa0iTunes\xa0or\xa0Stitcher!\n\nJay\xa0and Miles X-Plain the X-Men is 100% ad-free and listener supported. If you want to\xa0help support the podcast\u2013and unlock more cool stuff\u2013you can do that\xa0right here!\n\nWe\u2019re in the process of migrating our\xa0official shop to TeePublic!\xa0Click over to check it out!\xa0(You can still find the designs we haven\u2019t moved yet\xa0at Redbubble.)