187 Mermaids at the Center of Time

Published: March 5, 2018, 7:50 a.m.

Art by David Wynne. Wanna buy the original? Drop him a line!\n\nIn which Lee Forrester deserved better; we have somehow made 187 of these; Bizarre Adventures is accurately named; the Grey sisters do not steal a yacht; trite jerks are doubly offensive; Black Panther is everything and you should go see it right now; Namor has a type; Attuma reads like an import from Game of Thrones; Florida is the Australia of North America; Iceman has a good weekend; half of the Vanisher materializes in Poughkeepsie; and Jay's mom is the best Cable.\n\nX-PLAINED:\n\n \tWhat Lee Forester has been up to\n \tHow this happened\n \tBizarre Adventures #27\n \tThe not-particularly-secret lives of the X-Men\n \tJay's Book of Irrelevant Headcanon\n \t"The Brides of Attuma"\n \tSara Grey\n \tSeveral incidents in the life of Jean Grey\n \tA plan as ineffectual as it is dastardly\n \t"Winter Carnival"\n \t"Titan Up the Defense"\n \tThe peculiar predominance of ice sculpture in the Marvel Universe\n \tBubba\n \tThe Apple Profile\n \tFestive bandits\n \tA heist\n \tA very fancy cane\n \t"Show Me the Way to Go Home"\n \tNightcrawler's favorite movie\n \tThe Count Duckula theme song\n \tSome very friendly ladies\n \tECCC cosplay\n \tSev the Oracle\n \tWhether Buffy is a Summers sibling\n \tWhom we would merge with cosmic forces\n \tThe Queen of Nevers\n\nNEXT EPISODE: Live at Emerald City Comic Con!\n\n\n\nCheck out the visual companion to this episode\xa0on our blog!\n\nFind us on\xa0iTunes\xa0or\xa0Stitcher!\n\nJay\xa0and Miles X-Plain the X-Men is 100% ad-free and listener supported. If you want to\xa0help support the podcast\u2013and unlock more cool stuff\u2013you can do that\xa0right here!\n\nWe\u2019re in the process of migrating our\xa0official shop to TeePublic!\xa0Click over to check it out!\xa0(You can still find the designs we haven\u2019t moved yet\xa0at Redbubble.)