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David is on vacation this week! We hope you enjoy this substitute illustration of two gentlemen enjoying each other's company.\n\nIn which Miles is almost caught up on The Gifted (but still hasn't seen The Prisoner and should be very ashamed of himself); Omega Red is a cool action figure but a boring character; Professor Xavier definitely knows what you did last night; Fenris remains delightfully trashy; Weapon X had an improbably high survival rate; Sabretooth cleans up pretty well; we need to work some new rules for dividing up character voices; the Mojoverse has terrible employee benefits; and mongoose blood will definitely not give you superpowers.\n\nX-PLAINED:\n\n \tRefugees from the Age of Apocalypse\n \tCreative use of teleportation\n \tX-Modifiers\n \tJay & Miles at Emerald City Comic Con\n \tX-Men vol. 2 #4-7\n \tThe sitcom model of creative logistics\n \tOne way to bring someone back to life\n \tMutant Death Factor\n \tOmega Red (Arkady Gregorivich)\n \tWolverine's school pictures\n \tGambit's ponytail and the logistics thereof\n \tSex at the X-Mansion\n \tFenris fashion\n \tRitualistic facepalming\n \tMoira MacTaggert's nightmares\n \tFormalwear and motorcycle safety\n \tAn elegantly choreographed cockblock\n \tRetracting tentacle logistics\n \tCarbonadium synthesizers\n \tDr. Pepper Twizzlers\n \tPonytails as moral compasses\n \tSabretooth's excellent taste in formalwear\n \tOrnithology\n \tThose big, weird tube handcuff things\n \tCyclops and Wolverine's eventual friendship\n \tThe return of Longshot\n \tWhat would happen if you gave a human a transfusion of mongoose blood\n \tSome X-Cellent fanfiction\n \tX-details we'd change\n\nNEXT EPISODE: X-Factor Meets the Hulk!\n\n\n\nSpecial thanks to consulting X-Pert and Actual Scientist Dr. Lauriel Earley!\n\n\n\nCheck out the visual companion to this episode\xa0on our blog!\n\nFind us on\xa0iTunes\xa0or\xa0Stitcher!\n\nJay\xa0and Miles X-Plain the X-Men is 100% ad-free and listener supported. If you want to\xa0help support the podcast\u2013and unlock more cool stuff\u2013you can do that\xa0right here!\n\nWe\u2019re in the process of migrating our\xa0official shop to TeePublic!\xa0Click over to check it out!\xa0(You can still find the designs we haven\u2019t moved yet\xa0at Redbubble.)