In which Dr. Nemesis is delightful, Bill Sienkiewicz foreshadows himself, Dracula hits on absolutely everyone, Blade Godwins a crossover event, Jubilee get a jet ski, the X-Men do Castlevania 2, Rachel and Miles pick a vacation destination, and Cyclops wants you to follow your heart.\n\nX-Plained:\n\n \tDr. Nemesis\n \tA very good page of a very good comic\n \tDracula variations\n \tX-Men #159\n \tAppropriate use of holy symbols\n \t"The D"\n \tTomb of Dracula\n \tBloodstorm\n \tCarrotstorm\n \tCurse of the Mutants\n \tJubilee\n \tCrossover events\n \tWhy we can't have nice things\n \tSome really sweet weaponry\n \tThe Dracula Reassembly Machine\n \tPhone sex with Gambit\n \tThe point of being Lord of the Vampires\n \tX-Club\n \tAuthorial voice in comics\n \tWhy there probably won't be a Starjammers movie\n\nNext Episode: Rachel and Miles go to Hell (kind of)!\n\n\nYou can find a visual companion to the episode \u2013 and links to recommended reading \u2013\xa0on our\xa0blog.\nFind us on\xa0iTunes\xa0or\xa0Stitcher!\nSupport us on\xa0Patreon!