Art by David Wynne. Contact David to purchase the original!\n\nIn which Laura easily is worth a dozen Old Mans Logan; Charlotte Jones is the EveryCop; Genosha remains a fairly versatile allegory; Hydra are totally Nazis; Jubilee gets the best sound effects; Rogue has a bad day; and it'll take more than a sun to stop Lila Cheney.\n\nX-PLAINED:\n\n \tGraydon Creed\n \tLogan oversaturation (more) (again)\n \tUncanny X-Men #264, 268, 269\n \tA somewhat convoluted status quo\n \tDeath by Derrida\n \tNew York's sewers (kind of) (maybe)\n \tThe Misty Knight rule\n \tJackets of the '90s\n \tCap's cape\n \tMustache metaphysics\n \tThe Press Gang (again)\n \tVR.5\n \tThe Doctrine of Hot Pursuit\n \tDazzler, in handy grenade form\n \tA prescient scenario\n \tJim Lee signature cocktail dresses\n \tA dubious approach to first aid\n \tWolverine's sexy friends\n \tNazi ducks\n \tSeraph\n \tIvan Petrovitch\n \tSexy subversion\n \tRogue vs. Carol Danvers\n \tMutants vs. the Terrigen Mists\n \tTaXonomy of ambiguously X-characters\n\nNEXT EPISODE: Days of Future Present!\n\n\n\nYou can find a visual companion to this episode on our blog!\n\nFind us on\xa0iTunes\xa0or\xa0Stitcher!\n\nJay\xa0and Miles X-Plain the X-Men is 100% ad-free and listener supported. If you want to\xa0help support the podcast\u2013and unlock more cool stuff\u2013you can do that\xa0right here!\n\nWe\u2019re in the process of migrating our\xa0official shop to TeePublic!\xa0Click over to check it out!\xa0(You can still find the designs we haven\u2019t moved yet\xa0at Redbubble.)