In which\xa0Phoenix has nothing on Jamie Madrox when it comes to retcons, Pterosaurs have super punchable faces, Colossus gets laid, we are uninterested in the Savage Land, Wolverine and Storm are both\xa0pretty interesting, smiling costs extra if you're Doctor Doom, Banshee saves the day, Alpha Flight tries, Angry Hovercraft Guy comes back, and Proteus is fairly upsetting.\n\nX-Plained:\n\n \tX-Men #109, 114-16, 118-122, and 125-128\n \tMultiple Man\n \tMetacontinuity\n \tThe Savage Land\n \tPterosaurs\n \tShi'ar mustache technology\n \tKarl Lykos\n \tMisty Knight\n \tColleen Wing\n \tWolverine in Japan\n \tMandroids\n \tMoses Magnum\n \tA Heist\n \tAngus McWhirter, disgruntled hovercraft rental guy\n \tAlpha Flight\n \tTeam Dynamics\n \tWhy you always leave a note\n \tProteus\n\n\n\nYou can find a visual companion to the episode \u2013 and links to recommended reading \u2013\xa0on our\xa0blog.\nFind us on\xa0iTunes\xa0or\xa0Stitcher!\nNext week: Secret origins, shipper wars, the Siege Perilous, and\xa0which of us would win in a fight.