How to Become a Vampire

Published: April 8, 2020, 3:57 a.m.

Hey you, boring human. Have you ever wanted to join the supernatural? Do you like popping out of your casket and replacing your V8 with a nice glass of human blood? Have I got the solution for you and that is to join the Temple of the Vampire!

Do you like watching Underworld? Is your favorite band Type O Negative? Do you like posting image macros about how you don't like stupid people on Facebook? Come explore the wonders of this incredible secret society of secrets with their very own Bible.