The Thirteenth Year

Published: May 12, 2021, 6:54 a.m.

We allll went through it, D-COMmunists. Remember that day when your hands started sticking to the orange juice carton? When you kissed a teen and electrified their lips? When you put your hands underwater and they turned into blue and green scales, and then you beat the school swimming record but the whole audience saw your fish fins? That\u2019s right. We\u2019re talking about\u2026 PUBERTY, as the very knowledgeable doctor diagnoses on the famous DCOM, The Thirteenth Year. Listen as we discuss "All-American Boy" Chez Starbuck (or A.I. prototype, you decide), call our best friend Christy Carlson-Romano on her real cell phone, and discuss our new life-force, PlutoTV. Let\u2019s talk about hot mermaids and fish stuff cause, It\u2019s On Like DCOM.
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