Zero Gravity Self-Gratification, Velveeta Martinis, & Mounting "Flipper"-Flopping Topless

Published: July 30, 2022, 2 p.m.

VACATION ANNOUNCEMENT: This Episode (98) will be the last one before I take a week's vacation... Episode 99 (the Midweek BONUS Episode) will have a one week gap. So, don't call me with your stupidity. I'm on vacay.

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How does NASA feel about astronauts' auto-eroticism in space? Is it the "final frontier"? How do you feel about relaxing after a hard day at the office with a nice martini...made with Velveeta? My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" will tell you if it's worth tasting! What was this woman feeling as she tried to ride a dolphin topless? These stupid questions have stupid answers...and we have more: 

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  • Drunk 1-man protests for not being let into room\u2013at the wrong hotel; 
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  • Bear Destroys & Poops Inside Woman's Car After Being Trapped for Hours; 
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  • A Woman Sues a Man for $10,000...Because He Stood Her Up; 
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  • A Flight Was Delayed...Because the Pilots Couldn't Get Along; 
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  • To Pay Off Drug Debts, 2 Guys Stole $36,000 Worth of Chewing Gum; 
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  • Thieves Returned a Watch to Someone...After Realizing It Was Fake; 
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  • FL woman armed w/pitchfork, whip tries to sell teddy bears outside Publix; 
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  • Disbelief as Paris councilor claims rats plaguing the city are victims of PREJUDICE & are simply \u2018waste control assistants\u2019 & should be renamed; 
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  • Check Out This Town's Wild Road Lanes, Which Were Painted Incorrectly; 
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  • Woman Finds Intruder Asleep on Sofa...& 911 Suggested Waking Him Up; 
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  • Chess Robot Breaks Finger of 7-Y/O Opponent; 
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  • TikTok Creators Have Been Banned From Sacred Sites In Nepal For Being \u2018Nuisances\u2019; 
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  • Nurse Shares Craziest Excuses for Fathers Missing the Birth of Their Child; 
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  • Bill That Would Ban Puppy Sales in NY Pet Stores Awaits Guv\u2019s Signature; 
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  • Doing Absolutely Nothing Has Mental Health Benefits; 
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  • Burglary Suspect ID'd by His Own Blood\u2026from a Mosquito. 
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"Pancho" is read to answer more stupid questions in the "Insane Game Show" where you can "Play along with Pancho"...and you can also hear the depth of his wisdom when he answers life's toughest questions with 2 more submissions from people who want to "ASK PANCHO"!

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