Twisted Gator Guzzle, A.I Erotic Stories & Wedding Vows, & An E.D. "Cure" From "Ants In The Pants"

Published: July 15, 2023, 2 p.m.

A "Florida Teen" taunts a gator to "hold my Twisted Tea" while he chugs it...then gets arrested. ChatGPT will not only read you erotic stories but will marry you (in Colorado, at least). Another stupid urban legend on enlarging one's manhood...this one using fire ants. As my Insane FL Nephew, Pancho Guero" will explain, at least he did achieve getting the swelling part. And the stupidity is swelling so much it's stuffed another episode...

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  • Subtle Sign You're Old? Scrolling Your Phone with Your Index Finger/Other Subtle Signs You're Old;
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  • Cops Stopped Chasing a Guy, & He Crashed Anyway;
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  • Pricey Presbyterian School Called Out Over 'Phallic'-Shaped Garden;
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  • Miami Marlins Has Massive Fireworks Display...on Bark In the Park Night;
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  • Someone's Egg McMuffin Had a Rubber Glove Baked into It;
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  • Nebraska Man Swept Into Manhole During Heavy Rain-Was Washed Down Pipes for a Mile Before Rescue;
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  • NY Residents Act The Most \u201cStupid\u201d on Social Media in the US;
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  • Maine woman punches bear that chased her dog & ends up with stitches;
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  • Woman Causes Major Scene on Airplane Claiming That a Passenger "Isn't Real";
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  • PA Man Accused of Ramming Ex-Girlfriend's Car in Walmart Parking Lot;
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  • Mysterious flying creature keeps pounding on Oklahoma family\u2019s back door;
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  • A Mathematician Came Up with the "Ultimate" New Swear Word;
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  • A Rich Guy Pulled a Shotgun on an Amazon Driver;
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  • Woman Who Extracted Pig Semen for Work Sues Employer for Serious Wrist Injury;
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  • CO Man Cited After Landing Helicopter to Picnic in Grand Teton National Park;
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  • Naked TikToker Unknowingly Gave Neighbors a 'Free Show' for a Year;
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  • Did the Easter Bunny Rob a Laundromat?
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Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about \u201cHelp! \u2013 What Are The Best Things To Add To S'mores?" & \u201cHelp! \u2013 I Think This Woman Won't Date Me Because I Look Like Her Cousin".

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