Silly String Assault & Battery, Sister Surrogate Sex, & A Real Police G.O.A.T.

Published: March 12, 2022, 3 p.m.

Of all the school teachers that have been coated with silly string, now they can file charges for assault. At least that's what the parents of a couple of kids did to 2 other kids who "Silly-Strings" their precious children. Why spend all that money on IVF for your sister-in-law to carry your baby when you can just plant it in her MAN-ually? My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", will tell you that suggestion did not end well for one fellow. "Pancho" will also have a tale of how the police in VA may deputize a goat for being the G.O.A.T. in nabbing a perp. It's the Greatest Of All Stupidity with these stories & more...\xa0\n\n Tough crap! After NYC poop perp walks, politician pitches felony law;\xa0\n NC Woman Fighting DMV To Keep \u2018Fart\u2019 Vanity Plate;\xa0\n A 9-y/o Snuck Out of His House, Boarded a Plane, & Flew 1,700 Miles Without His Parents;\xa0\n FL Man Gets Pulled Over for Speeding & Blames Russia;\xa0\n A.I. Can Now Read Your Social Media Posts & Determine if You're Nuts/Top Signs Someone's Nuts;\xa0\n Realtor Goes to Wrong House...Got In...& Showed It to Prospective Buyers;\xa0\n 45,000 Pounds Of Chicken Fat Spill On AL Interstate When Semi Overturns;\xa0\n Turkeys Causing Trouble In CT;\xa0\n Box of human heads stolen from Denver truck;\xa0\n PA Woman Dug Up Her Ex-Boyfriend's Ashes & Left the Urn Out for Her Parole Officer to See;\xa0\n Joy Behar Fell on Her Butt LIVE on "The View";\xa0\n New Yorkers Are Making Hundreds Of Noise Complaints Over Loud Sex;\xa0\n Dad Confesses To Picking Out A Baby Name While His Wife Was \u2018Passed Out\u2019 After Birth;\xa0\n Woman Banned From Tinder After Sharing Photos Of Herself \u2018As A Clown\u2019;\xa0\n Wife Shot Her Husband in the Junk with a Spear Gun for Not Making Dinner;\xa0\n There's a Specific Bathroom Stall That Gets Used Way More Than Others/Questions to Ask Yourself Before Using a Public Bathroom.\xa0\n\nAnd "Pancho" has a couple more questions to give his sage advice. Our "Ask Pancho" questions are: "I Want To Screen My New Neighbor" & "My Ex Talks About Me On A Podcast" And you can play along with "Pancho" in another round of the "Insane Game Show"!\n\n--- \n\nSend in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/eriklane/message\nSupport this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/eriklane/support