Satan Shoes Get Sold Back & Ketchup Can't Catch Up

Published: April 14, 2021, 7 p.m.

MID-WEEK BONUS EPISODE! If you were stupid enough to plunk down over $1,000 for Lil' Nas X's "Satan Shoes", you now are encouraged to sell them back in a "voluntary recall". Yeah, like THAT'S going anywhere.... And if you love ketchup, you'd better hold onto your packets because they can't squash tomatoes fast enough to keep up with demand. But if you love mayo & popcorn, you may just want to make a salad! And if you love hearing of the stupidity of others, there's more to enjoy:\xa0\nMost Americans Actually Want Celebrities to Run for Political Office?; \nNo One Can Remember What a Bank Robber Looked Like Because of His Colorful 1980s-Style Tie; \nWoman Unsuccessfully Tries to Steal a Car With OnStar During a Test Drive; \nA 10-Y/O Was Caught Driving His Family Minivan on a Trip to Buy Cheerios;\nPotentially Deadly \u2018Zoom Zombies\u2019 Are Roaming The Streets;\nCat Rescued After 18 Days Stuck In Arkansas Tree\n\n--- \n\nSend in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/eriklane/message\nSupport this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/eriklane/support