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Published: Oct. 15, 2022, 2 p.m.

If you're going to smuggle snakes into the country, do you think you could find a better way to do it besides stuffing them into your britches? One man couldn't. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", his lair in FL this week, will be relating a story of a frustrated Brit who has a woman-shaped shrub & men are so attracted to it, they are fornicating with it. He'll also tell of a story that's just now getting exposed about a popular UK soccer star who was very "well endowed" & had passed out from a hard night of partying. That's when his friend decided to use decorative marbles in the most phallic way possible. The stupidity is split 3 ways this week & also includes...

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• White House Unveils Artificial Intelligence \u2018Bill of Rights\u2019 Plan; 
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• A FL \u2018Hometown of Tomorrow\u2019 Kept Power on During Ian; 
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• An Unwanted & Inhospitable Lighthouse Finally Sells; 
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• A Wanted Fugitive Applied for a Job at a Police Station; 
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• "Stranger Things" Halloween Display on Hold After Neighbor\u2019s Complaint; 
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• People Won't Stop 'Swatting' a Guy Because He Said Norm Macdonald Wasn't Funny\u2026back in 2018; 
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• Man told to get a hobby for his mental health goes out and buys 300 tarantulas; 
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• IN Man Arrested for Swinging Machete at People on Walking Trail; 
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• Man slapped after proposing with Ring Pop at Toronto Blue Jays game; 
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• A MI Farm Got Caught Using 'Raw Human Waste' as Fertilizer; 
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• Police Tase FL Man Who Was Using His Toddler as a Human Shield; 
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• It\u2019s Canned Water. And It\u2019s Nearly a Unicorn; 
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• STUDY: 7.4 million Brits masturbate when at work; 
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• America's First Gourmet Restaurant for Dogs Just Opened. 
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Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you here his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about \u201cHELP: Have You Ever Tried A Happy Lamp?!" & \u201cHELP: Am I Stuck In A Nora Ephron Movie?"

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