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If your preferred pajamas include your birthday suit, you may want to consider sleeping alone when you hear what happens while you slumber. If you prefer folk remedies for constipation, it may kill you. And if you get a text from Satan, call this priest...he knows what's happening. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" will give some advice on how NOT to impress your 1st date...and how to keep your police record clean at the same time. "Pancho" will also weigh in on whether it's a good idea to market yourself as a "breeding partner". And there's also more stupendous stupidity like...\n\n A Woman Had a Breast Reduction, but They Grew Back;\xa0\n A Guy's Credit Card Got Declined, so He Set the Place on Fire;\xa0\n \u2153 of the Population Suffers from a "Fear of Fidgeting";\xa0\n A Shoplifter Got Locked Out of Her Getaway Car;\xa0\n Chicago Newlyweds Create $240 Invoice for No-Show Guests;\xa0\n An Anti-Masker Peed on the Counter at Dairy Queen;\xa0\n Experts: Putting Your Christmas Decorations Up Now Makes You Happier;\xa0\n The Top Reasons You Should Stop Sleeping Naked;\xa0\n A Naked Woman Drove a Golf Cart...Through an Armed Standoff;\xa0\n A Paranoid PA Meth Head Thought His CD Player Was Spying on Him;\xa0\n A Woman Threw a Kid in the OH River, & Claimed Immunity Because It Was in "International Waters".\xa0\n\n"Pancho" will also answer a couple of questions from you seeking advice about "My Mom & Boyfriend Gang Up On How I Dress" & "My Girlfriend Leaves Bitten Nails Everywhere"! And you can play along at home with "Pancho" in the "Insane Games" to figure out is it a "Strip Club or a Daycare", a "Porn Star or A Weatherman", or a "Steakhouse or A Gay Bar"...and other fun activities!\nDon't forget to download the TELEGRAM app & then subscribe to "Insane Erik Lane's Stupid World" channel to read the actual news stories from these stupid people & interact with the podcast!\n\n--- \n\nSend in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/eriklane/message\nSupport this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/eriklane/support