Naked In A Sunflower Field, Kissing Turtles, & Probing Uranus From Behind

Published: Aug. 26, 2023, 2 p.m.

When you & your special someone are in a field of sunflowers, are you ever tempted to take off all your clothes & take pictures of each other? There are enough of people who do in England that the owners of one sunflower field are having to put up signs prohibiting the exhibition. An outbreak of salmonella is happening from people who are snuggling & kissing their turtles. NASA is needing your help to probe Uranus from behind...and the jokes are coming fast & furious. And so is the stupidity in this week's first weekend episode of Season 5...

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  • Police Arrested a 10-y/o for Peeing Behind His Mom's Car & Another 12-y/o Was Handcuffed & Placed In Cop Car While Taking Out The Trash;
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  • Do You Have "Screen Apnea"?
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  • "Near Misses" with Airplanes Are Happening More Than You'd Think;
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  • Would You Use an A.I. Life Coach? Google Is Working on One;
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  • An Arsonist Was Arrested, & He Had Baby Ducklings in His Underwear;
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  • A Man Took His Girlfriend to the Fair...& Accidentally Shot Her in the Foot;
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  • American Tourists Caught Having a Sleepover in the Eiffel Tower;
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  • Florida Hit With 25 Cases of Flesh-Eating Bacteria;
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  • Sam\u2019s Club\u2019s $1.38 hot dog combo powers it past Costco in sales war;
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  • Furries Fight Back After Busting Man Filming Them on Beach;
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  • Burnt Shell of a Rare Ferrari Sells for Nearly $2M at Auction;
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  • A McDonald's Customer Found Pennies in Their Chicken McNuggets;
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  • CA Woman Finds Random Man Who\u2019d Been Living Under Her House in Viral Video;
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  • Don't Throw Your Kids in the Air If You've Got a Ceiling Fan/Things You Should Never Do With Your Baby Besides Throw It into a Ceiling Fan;
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  • Woman Dubbed the 'Snail-Fluencer' Goes Viral on TikTok;
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  • Kool-Aid Bursts Banned in Maine, & No One Knows Why;
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  • Catfishing Victim Left Husband & Spent $10,000 Thinking She Was Talking To "Stranger Things" Star;
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  • Thirsty Raccoons Are Breaking Into German Homes & Stealing Beer.
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