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Published: Sept. 2, 2023, 2 p.m.

When you are all alone eating at a restaurant, now you have a term for what you do when you date yourself. When you need something to freshen up swamp butt, now you have something to use in the Fall season. When you never were taught "the birds & the bees", you may need professional help when you've tried for 4 years to have children. Things have been getting real stupid in Florida of late as my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" is in the delivery room with Ms. Pancho ready for the arrival of "Panchito #2"...as they await the arrival of a hurricane. It's a perfect set up for this week's episode of insanity...

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• TX Motorist nearly killed when spear smashes through her windshield;
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• FL Man Arrested for DUI Wearing 'I'm the Reason the Beer's Always Gone' T-Shirt;
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• DiGiorno's Pickle & Pineapple Pizza Ready to Enrage the Internet;
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• Pregnant CA Woman Teaches Dog to Relay Her Needs to Husband;
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• Michigan Man Suing Olive Garden After Finding Rat's Foot in Bowl of Soup;
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• TikTok\u2019ers Lose Their Minds Over Couple\u2019s Viral Video About \u201cRandomly\u201d Picking Which Side of the Bed to Sleep;
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• Grown Man Got Charged With a DUI While Riding on a Power Wheel;
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• Mom Tells Son She Won't Pay for His Sports Because She 'Needs the Money for Botox';
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• VA Bird Bandit Robs Man in Store with Parrots on His Hat & Shoulder;
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• Picklegate: Why Do Pickle Jars Almost Never Include the Word "Pickles";
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• A Man Robbed a Bank by Just Walking Off with a Bag of Money Left Outside;
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• A "Porch Pirate" Literally Stole Somebody's Entire Porch;
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• Man Arrested at Las Vegas Airport With 15 Lbs. of Cocaine; Claims 'A Friend Packed My Bag\u2019;
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• California Tough Mudder Event Sickens Hundreds After Claims of 'Manure Smell' on Field;
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• Bob Barker Came as Close as He Could to 100 Without Going Over;
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• A Plane Made an Emergency Landing, When Someone Mistook Pepper Spray for Hand Lotion;
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• OK 3rd Grade Teacher Arrested for Being 'Drunk on the Job'\u20141st Day of School.
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Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about \u201cHelp! \u2013 I Want To Talk My Friend Out Of Buying A Tiny House" & \u201cHelp! \u2013 My Daughter Only Wants To Eat Watermelon".

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