"Lewis" The Jack-O-Lantern Ghoul, A Hanky-Panky Haunt, & A Beer-Drinking Monkey

Published: Oct. 14, 2023, 2 p.m.

He's "Halloween's 'Paddington Bear'"...Meet "Lewis, the 8-ft. tall jack-o-lantern ghoul that's selling out at a Target near you...and he's all the rage in selfie pics, too! How can you have an intimate relationship with someone for 20 years & not see that person's face? If you're a ghost who's having sex with a woman. If you see a wandering monkey raiding garbage cans for left over cans of beer, someone in Indiana would like to talk to you. And you'll be talking about some of the stupidity you're gonna hear in this episode...

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  • Firefighters Called to Raging House Blaze\u2014It Was Just 'Amazing Halloween Decor';
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  • Elderly Woman Leaves Hit-And-Run Scene With Other Driver Clinging to Her Car's Hood For Miles;
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  • Cop Praised by MADD for His DUI Arrests...Was Arrested for DUI;
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  • 'Unruly' Airline Passenger Throws $6K in Cash on Tarmac After Refusing to Pay for Upgrade;
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  • Woman NAKED From Waist Down As She Waits in Line For Spirit Airlines Flight in FL;
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  • A Guy Pulls a Gun on a Stranger for Refusing to Buy Him a Happy Meal;
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  • KFC Customer Shocked After Receiving Takeaway Bag Decorated With Penises;
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  • PA Mummy Known as 'Stoneman Willie' Will Be Buried After 128 Years;
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  • A 77-y/o FL Man Faces Hard Time for Stockpiling Illegal Boner Pills in Retirement Community;
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  • Amish Cell Phone Users Are Being Shunned, After Being Outed By The National Emergency Alert;
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  • Mom Makes Soaps & Creams From Breast Milk & SELLS Them Online;
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  • Drunk Woman Attacks a Mattress Store Mascot;
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  • Joe Biden's Younger Brother Frank Had Naked Selfie That Ended Up on GuysWithiPhones Gay Dating Site;
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  • Woman Hurls Sausage at Gas Station Cashier During Heated Argument;
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  • Up to 4 Dozen COWS Invade A Neighborhood;
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  • Bus Driver Terminated After Drinking White Claw While Driving Students Home\u2013Didn\u2019t know it was ALCOHOLIC\u2026(???);
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  • 'Harry Dick Road' Sign Stolen Multiple Times From Street; City Decides to Finally Change Name;
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  • Would You Try Pizza with a Slice of American Cheese on Top?
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