Internet Cologne, Potato Chip Vodka, & A Woman's Eyelid Violation

Published: Dec. 22, 2021, 8 p.m.

S2E37 ~ Midweek BONUS Episode!\xa0\nDo you really want to smell like the WorldWide Web? Well, if you haven't landed a date, this may be for you. First there was French fry vodka & now Lay's thinks you can't just drink just one shot of their vodka. If you think high-tech means safety for your gadgets...think again. A woman was robbed of $24,000 when her boyfriend violated her EYELID to unlock her phone! This & more insane stupidity follows!\xa0\n\n Family\u2019s Rudolph Decoration Repeatedly Attacked By Real Deer;\xa0\n Large spider interrupts Australian official\u2019s news conference;\xa0\n Sharks Have a Surprise New Predator\u2013Leopard Seals;\xa0\n Fountain-of-Youth Pill Could Be on Horizon After Scientists Dramatically Extended Longevity in Mice;\xa0\n FL Woman Poisoned Boyfriend\u2019s Lemonade to \u2018Shut Him Up,\u2019 Police Say;\xa0\n Kraft Paid Out $20 to Not Make Christmas Cheesecakes;\xa0\n Nike Getting in on the Metaverse, Buys Virtual Sneaker Company.\n\nAnd boy, do we ever have some great current events that happened over the past week that I put the "stupid spin" to! Some of this you just can't make up! Not to mention the 7 new "winners" who get the "Genius Award" for their stupendous stupidity!\xa0\nThis will be the LAST BONUS episode of 2021....and well, the LAST EPISODE of the year, too, for that matter. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", will do a special "spitball" episode bantering about the top stupid stories of 2021 that will drop on New Year's Day, Jan 1, 2022!\xa0\nHave a Stupid Christmas & an Insane New Year!\xa0\n\n--- \n\nSend in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/eriklane/message\nSupport this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/eriklane/support