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Published: Jan. 7, 2023, 3 p.m.

Why throw out your real Christmas tree when you could make a salad? Yes, there's even a recipe book on how to eat your Christmas tree--just remember to remove the tinsel & lights. A New Year's Eve fireworks show in the UK was canceled because of the fireworks from a masturbating walrus. Why stay just at any old B&B when you can spend some romantic time in a wine bottle? Why spend your time listening to the boring old news when you can hear all the stupidity that's starting out in 2023...

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• Bumbling \u2018Home Alone\u2019 Bandit Slips & Hits Head During Armed Robbery; 
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• Man Lost His Savings After Hiding $20,000 in His Chimney\u2026& His Wife Burned Them Up; 
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• A London neighborhood Is Fighting Public Urination with Special "SplashBack" Paint; 
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• A Smart Car with a Little Tikes Paint Job Was in a High-Speed Chase; 
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• Female Snakes Have Had a Clitoris All This Time; 
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• Wildlife Officials Relocated Bear, Only for It to Make 1,000-Mile Journey Back to Favorite Park; 
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• A Tech Worker Tried to Copy the Scheme from "Office Space"; 
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• A brother & sister had to stop 6 times in 1 day to charge their rented Tesla in cold weather after the battery drained quickly; 
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• Southwest Employees Had Been Warning of a System Meltdown for YEARS; 
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• Christmas by the numbers: Average person spends 34 hours untangling lights, 36 hours cleaning up pine needles; 
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• Half of Americans hide out in the bathroom for alone time\u2014even if they don\u2019t have to go; 
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• A Man Forgot His Wife at a Rest Stop, Forcing Her to Walk 13 Miles; 
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• Horrible Things That Happened to Penises in 2022; 
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• Gym owner defends advert asking people \u2018Tired of being fat & ugly? Now just be ugly!\u2019 
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Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about \u201cHelp! I Hate That My Girlfriend Doesn't Shave Her Armpits" & \u201cHelp! I Want You To Go Fund Yourself".

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