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You know you've "arrived" when you live in such an affluent neighborhood that your GARBAGE needs to be trendy. What ISN'T trendy is paying with cash--saturated with BOOB SWEAT...and one store has banned it. Forget that you could go blind or have hair growing on your hands if you pleasure yourself too much--one guy nearly died from a stroke because he was STROKING himself too much. "Pancho Guero", my Insane FL Nephew will also elaborate on one man who prefers to stroke himself while a librarian reads to him...over the phone. Find out all the stupid things doctors have to hear from their patients. There's also these examples of stupidity:\n\n Jon Stewart Makes Fun of Billionaires & Their Phallic Spaceships;\xa0\n Bezos Took Heat for Comments About Amazon Workers/Customers After Space Flight;\xa0\n Teen Driver Created \u2018Infinity Pool\u2019--LITERALLY;\xa0\n Woman's Aunt Hires Hitman to Avoid Seeing Mother-in-Law at Wedding;\xa0\n Twitter Feud Between Fonzi & Chachi;\xa0\n Cocaine disguised as cake seized from vehicle;\xa0\n A Mother Made a Roadblock to Force Drivers to Stop at Her Kids' Lemonade Stand;\xa0\n A Guy's Family Size Box of Frosted Flakes Was Actually Full of Heroin\n\nPancho will also give some advice on what to do when a man is made to wear a watermelon by his pregnant wife. And you can be challenged along with Pancho with the weekly "Insane Game Show"!\n\n--- \n\nSend in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/eriklane/message\nSupport this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/eriklane/support