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When you're bored on the job, it's a good idea not to mess with the merchandise, no matter how much you think it needs improvement. Such was the case with a security guard who's contribution to the art world was NOT appreciated. It was a bad gamble for one guy to tell a casino that he had a grenade in his butt & was going to blow up the place. "Pancho Guero", my Insane FL Nephew, has the story of a woman who had a full blown hissy fit in a FL Walmart thinking she was getting the employee discount. Also, these stupid-but-true tales...\xa0\n\n Just How Good Is Sex For Your Skin;\xa0\n Tom Holland Thought Mark Wahlberg Gave Him a Sex Toy & Was Trying to Hit on Him;\xa0\n Woman Impales Her Foot on a High-Heel While Trying to Kill a Spider;\xa0\n Shoes From Coffee Grounds & Recycled Bottles Are Waterproof & Comfy;\xa0\n You've Been Buttering Bread Wrong Your Whole Life;\xa0\n 19-Y/O Woman Finds Out 13-Y/O Brother Is Her Twin;\xa0\n Drunk Driver Pulls Out Liquor Store Gift Card Instead of Driver\u2019s License;\xa0\n Miami agrees to do something about its peacock problem;\xa0\n Zoo hires Marvin Gaye impersonator to get monkeys in the mood;\xa0\n Someone Tried to Smuggle Cocaine...Inside 20,000 Coconuts;\xa0\n Guy Tries to Smuggle 2 LIVE Men Into US in a Coffin;\xa0\n A Pizza Chain Ran a New Ad & Didn't Realize It Included Porn;\xa0\n 37% of Men Gain Weight Watching Football...& the Most Popular Super Bowl Foods in Each State/Reasons I Didn\u2019t Watch the Super Bowl;\xa0\n A Report About a "Sinkhole" in the Road Turned Out to Be a "Whole Sink";\xa0\n High School Class Gets Eyeful of Porn Pics;\xa0\n Drunk Guy Claims to Be Mick Jagger, Climbs on Stage At a Live Show, & Fights a Cop.\n\nWe'll play more "Insane Games" with "Pancho" to determine if it's a "Steakhouse or Gay Bar" or if it's "Fake News or FLORIDA"!\n\n--- \n\nSend in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/eriklane/message\nSupport this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/eriklane/support