Beaten By A Sausage, Potato Chip Shooting, & Science Finds The "Perfect" Butt

Published: Dec. 13, 2023, 8 p.m.

S5E31 Midweek BONUS Episode! -

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It was the worst kind of crime: A Sausage Assault! A waste of a perfect link. An Ohio man gets to enjoy prison food without potato chips all because he shot a guy over not sharing potato chips. One of life's biggest mysteries solved: Do you have the aesthetically "perfect" symmetrical fanny? Now science has statistical proof. And it's not like the Kardashians! You do have a perfect collection of holiday stupidity right here...

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  • Man Prepares Garlic Shrimp Dish...in the Bathroom of a Plane;
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  • Thief Says "Happy Holidays" Then Pepper Sprayed People;
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  • FL 11-y/o Called In Fake School Shooting Because He Wanted To Go Home;
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  • Congress\u2019 $7.5B for EV Chargers Has Yielded Zero Chargers;
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  • Someone Stole a Christmas Tree...From the Roof of Jesus' Car;
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  • FL Man Arrested While Wearing \u2018I Just Got Out of Prison\u2019 T-Shirt.
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Get the low-down on the week's current events with the "Insane Week In Review" as well as the lowest of the stupidity in the "Genius Awards"!

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