Baggage Claim Coon, Toco The Man-Collie, & An Incestuous Manatee's Fatal Fling

Published: Aug. 5, 2023, 2 p.m.

Good help is hard to find & the baggage crew at the Philadelphia International Airport did not resort to bringing in raccoons to fill the employment gap. Nevertheless, there was one that popped up amongst the suitcases. A collie went for a walk in the park & everyone loved petting & playing with the pooch. Only one small caveat: It was a $14,000 suit specifically made for a Japanese man who's greatest desire in life was to be a dog. An unfortunate demise for a manatee who had desires for his brother came when he died after some "high intensity sex". Stupidity is rampant in the animal kingdom, as it is with this week's episode...

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  • Worst Mash-Up Ever? Mustard-Flavored Skittles Arrived;
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  • Naked woman gets out of car, opens fire on Bay Bridge during rush hour;
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  • Ice Cream Challenge: Throwing Soft Serve at Your Co-Worker's Head;
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  • Bizarre 'Facekinis' Fashion Craze Hits China Beaches Amid Record Heat;
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  • Hotel Evacuated After Teen Girl Sets Fire to Sofa After Fight With Mother;
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  • \u2018Investigate these claims\u2019: UFO transparency at center of House hearing;
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  • It's So Hot That People Are Getting Burned by Falling on the Ground, & Shoes Are Melting in the Streets;
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  • Someone's Throwing Frozen Bananas at Passing Cars In PA;
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  • Amazon Sent a Woman 1,000 Headlamps & 800 Glue Guns;
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  • Woman Says She Was Blocked from Bathroom & Pees on Plane Floor;
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  • An Amusement Park Ride Malfunctioned & Wouldn't Stop;
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  • A Neighborhood Lost Its Ice Cream Truck After Someone Complained About the Music;
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  • A Would-Be Intruder Got Caught in Someone's Chimney;
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  • First AI Sex Toy Allows Users to Masturbate Using Only Their Mind;
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  • A Would-Be Intruder Got Caught in Someone's Chimney;
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  • Woman Are Using the "Barbie Test" to Screen Potential Mates/Women Got Into a Fight at a "Barbie" Movie;
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  • Bumbling OH Burglar Falls From Bank Roof Into Trash Can as Cops Arrive;
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  • A leprosy endemic? So far this year, 8 people got leprosy in Florida;
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  • CA Man Born With 2 Functional Penises Says Women Are Addicted to Sex With Him.
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