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I promise I'm not trying to be inappropriate when I say that there's a story about police & pigs in Houston, TX. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero", has a bizarre tale of a woman in FL who was busted for DUI when cops saw she was using deodorant...but not the way it was supposed to be used. "Pancho" also advises that when engaging in a fight, you may be left with using any weapon you can find, even if it has wings & feathers. If these weren't stupid enough, there's more...\xa0\n\n Wife Wants Husband to Pay $50K to Have Baby...;\xa0\n A Guy Stole $800 from a Lost Wallet, & It Got Him Busted for Drugs;\xa0\n Woman gets trapped in cruise ship water slide suspended over the ocean;\xa0\n Border Authorities Find 52 Reptiles Hidden in Man\u2019s Clothing;\xa0\n A Guy Got Hit by a Car and Asked if His Beer Survived;\xa0\n A Guy Asked 911 to Come Test His Meth;\xa0\n Scientists use algorithm to figure out what pigs are saying;\xa0\n French Restaurant Claims It Was Threatened By Patrons Who Thought Poutine Was Named After Putin;\xa0\n 2 YouTubers Were Arrested for Having a Sleepover at Target;\xa0\n Ast. Principal Fired for Reading Children's Book, 'I Need a New Butt,' to 2nd-Graders;\xa0\n Walmart Now Has Mac-&-Cheese Ice Cream & Pizza Ice Cream;\xa0\n A Mother Charges Her Kids Rent at 16...But Gives It All Back When They Leave the House;\xa0\n \u2018Mummified Body\u2019 Found in Wall at Abandoned Oakland Convention Center;\xa0\n Jussie Smollett's Family Is Worried He'll Get Beaten Up in Jail;\xa0\n Elderly woman dubbed \u2018the hugging bandit\u2019 pickpocketed victims after pretending to know them;\xa0\n 500-lbs. Man Chained Himself to a McDonald's That Was Closing in Russia.\xa0\n\nThere's 2 more folks who want to "Ask Pancho" for some advice about... "I Literally Follow My Friend Around With A Dust Buster" & "I'm A Plant Killer". And we'll play along with Pancho" for another round of our "Insane Game Show"...and you can play at home, too!\n\n--- \n\nSend in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/eriklane/message\nSupport this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/eriklane/support