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How does one NOT know they're about to move into a residential community designed for RETIREES? It takes a special kind of stupid. Just like one 19-y/o girl--and she didn't realize it for a WEEK after she moved in! But one elderly couple realized it was time to make a break for it & did so. Out of a LOCKED dementia wing of an assisted living community...and were missing for a half-hour before the staff found them wandering down the road from the facility. Thanks to the pandemic, a majority of us have grown accustomed to OURSELVES...and we prefer to be stimulated in the same fashion. As the Bible says, the first shall be last & the LAST shall be FIRST--so it goes with the Jacksonville Jaguars...who got first dibs on Trevor Lawrence..AND Tim Tebow (???) If you REALLY don't want anyone entering your property, protect it with a POOP, like one Michigander did. My "Insane FL Nephew", "Pancho Guero", also has a real EXPLOSIVE of a story where a bomb squad came to diffuse a ...dildo? Plus, there's more stupidity:\n\n Hospital Error Means A Child Is Legally Named \u2018Korn\u2019 Instead Of \u2018Kora\u2019;\xa0\n Jealous Boyfriend Thinks a Singing FedEx Driver Was Flirting w/His GF So He Goes After Him w/a Hunting Bow;\xa0\n A Groom Offers to Pay a Wedding Singer by Offering Up the Bridesmaids;\xa0\n Are Some Women Really Slipping Their Husbands Impotency Drugs to Keep Them from Cheating?;\xa0\n A Guy Robs a McDonald's & Wants McNuggets...But Doesn't Get Them Because of Breakfast Hours;\xa0\n Facemask Faux Pas: Terrarium Helmets in Belgium & Painted On Masks In The South Pacific;\xa0\n BONE app\xe9tit! Hilton unveils dog menu with Beef Doguignon & Mutt Roast.\n\nAnd Pancho will take on more challenges in another round of INSANE GAMES!\n\n--- \n\nSend in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/eriklane/message\nSupport this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/eriklane/support