A good sign that you may have marital issues is when you get into a shoot-out coming home from your wedding. San Francisco knows how to deal with people pooping on the street, but how do folks in Indiana handle it? Better do a check on your bathing suits because you may be sending the wrong message if it has pineapples on it. But if you insist on wearing it anyway, you can suit up & bring your mobile home to a swingers trailer park in Louisiana. "Pancho Guero", my Insane FL Nephew, also tells about how an adult sex toy can become weaponized against an armed robber. Plus, he has a story of another stupid FL man at the Jacksonville Zoo. And you'll also be entertained by the stupidity of these people:\n\n Biden mocked for claiming he \u2018used to drive\u2019 an 18-wheeler truck;\xa0\n UK PM Johnson worried about his dog\u2019s \u2018romantic urges\u2019 in Downing St.;\xa0\n Naked Guy Went Viral for Chasing a Wild Pig, & Now He's Got His Own Toy;\xa0\n A Considerate Bride Polled Her Bridesmaids to Make Sure They Don't Overspend;\xa0\n Ghost Hunt Ends In Fall Through Roof At New York Train Station;\xa0\n FL Woman Finds Large Python Previous Residents Left Behind In Her Apt.;\xa0\n Historian Believes the Holy Grail & Lost Ark of the Covenant May be Hidden Under A House in English Countryside;\xa0\n Man Stunned After Setting Up Camera In Bird Box & Attracting 41M Fans;\xa0\n Feline okay? The app that tells you if your cat\u2019s happy;\xa0\n Bon Jovi Is Getting a NJ Rest Stop Dedicated to Him...But Bruce Springsteen Declined;\xa0\n Americans Who Faked Vaccine Docs Fined $16K Each;\xa0\n This Website Is Selling All The Junk TSA Confiscated From You;\xa0\n \u2018Penis Snakes\u2019 From South America Have Come To FL\n\nAnd "Pancho" will take on more challenges in our "Insane Games" trying to decide if businesses are a "Strip Club or a Gay Bar" & if entertainers are a "Porn Star or A Weatherman"!\n\n--- \n\nSend in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/eriklane/message\nSupport this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/eriklane/support