A Husband's Snotty Discovery, Turtle Crossing Chaos, & "Penile Strangulation"

Published: June 7, 2023, 7 p.m.

S4E73 ~ MidWeek BONUS Episode! -

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You think you know your spouse...until you drive their car. One husband discovered the mystery of his wife's missing nose goblins. If you want to help preserve nature's wildlife, it's best not to do it on a busy FL Interstate. One man & one turtle found this truth out the hard way. Fellas, if you want to "keep it up", using industrial strength stainless steel rings may not be a good idea...even if you use 9 of them. I'm coming back from a 3 week hiatus with a stupidity overload...

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  • Now Even Self-Checkouts Are Asking Us to Tip;
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  • Family Fuming After Coffin for 650-Pound Man Didn't Fit in Grave;
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  • Woman Tries to Politely Bribe Neighbors With Beer After Their Noisy Sex Keeps Her Awake;
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  • OnlyFans Model Spends $64K on 'Demonic' Body Transformation: From Glam to Ghoulish;
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  • Velveeta Is Selling Cheese-Filled Chocolate;
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  • Say Goodbye to the Oscar Mayer 'Weinermobile';
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  • An Influencer Made an AI Version of Herself & She's Charging Guys $1 Per Minute to Chat.
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