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Have you ever tried to hide your hickey with a kitchen utensil? You can use a tool to scramble your eggs AND your "love bite"! If you've ever mocked women for drinking pumpkin spiced lattes, you're "sexist"! An Indian smuggler found a "crappy" way to hide his loot. And the beloved Mother Goose character who fell off the wall was kidnapped while he was taking a Dumpty... My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" (however you pronounce it!) joins me with more stupidity that will make the stupidity in your life so much less humiliating with unbelievable examples like:\xa0\n\n Woman arrested after being found naked in back seat of Jeep at FL car dealership;\xa0\n First It Was the "Five & Dime" store... Now The dollar store is officially dead;\xa0\n FL Woman driving convertible MINI Cooper seen hauling full-size couch;\xa0\n A Woman Reported a Fake Shooting...So Cops Wouldn't Arrest Her Boyfriend During a Traffic Stop;\xa0\n Bringing Home The Bacon Is Gonna Cost More Than It Has In 40 Years;\xa0\n Man Opens Emergency Door, Jumps Onto Wing Of Plane In Miami;\xa0\n Elected Officials in KY Must Take Oath They've Never Been in a Duel;\xa0\n A Carjacker Was Shot After Aiming His Bow & Arrow at a Cop;\xa0\n Vintage video game collection worth $100K uncovered in hoarder\u2019s house;\xa0\n Demi Lovato Says UFO Sighting Was \u2018A Beautiful & Incredible Experience\u2019;\xa0\n Danish Artist Pockets Museum\u2019s Cash, Declares It Conceptual Art;\xa0\n Arby's Is Selling Sweatpants & Hoodies That Smell Like Smoked Meat;\xa0\n A Missing Man Spent Hours Helping a Search Party Look for Himself;\xa0\n A Driver Was Cited for Riding in a Carpool Lane with a Skeleton;\xa0\n Man quits booze for metal, has 2 pounds of hardware removed from stomach.\xa0\n\nTry out your stupidity & see if you can beat "Panch" in the "Insane Game Show" to see if it's a FAKE or a FLORIDA headline, a Porn Star or a Weatherman, a Golf Course or a Rehab, a Steakhouse or a Gay Bar, or a Strip Club or a Daycare!\n\n--- \n\nSend in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/eriklane/message\nSupport this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/eriklane/support