You're going to get arrested if you assault a law enforcement officer. But what if you cast some "white witchery" on one? You'll get arrested! Just ask one PA Granny. A new sports bar trend sporting decor about womens sports has started up with a FANTASTIC name. Don't leave your naughty sexy greeting cards lying around the house if you have a pre-schooler. As my "Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" explains, they just may use it for their teacher. And there's more insane stupidity crammed into this week's show...\n\n Man Mortified After Submitting STD Results Instead Of Cover Letter For \u2018Dream Job\u2019;\xa0\n A Woman Used Her Cat as a Weapon During a Domestic Dispute;\xa0\n A Guy's Pile of Stolen Bikes Was So Big, You Could See It on Google Maps;\xa0\n Cawthorn: \u201cDC Elite\u201d Invited Him to \u2018Orgy,\u2019 Did Cocaine in Front of Him;\xa0\n Teacher Tries to Get Kids Interested in Science...by Setting a Student's Hands on Fire;\xa0\n A Thief Made a Guy Pinky Swear He Wouldn't Call the Cops;\xa0\n Start Digging in Your Sofa for Much-Needed Coins;\xa0\n A Woman Who Wrote "How to Murder Your Husband" Is on Trial for...Murdering Her Husband;\xa0\n A Guy Told Cops Throwing Bottles at Unsuspecting People Is Just a Thing He Enjoys Doing;\xa0\n A Man Found a 7-Ft. Snake Hiding in His Couch Cushions/Top Really Clever Things the Guy Who Found a 7-Ft. Snake in His Sofa Should've Said;\xa0\n Justin Bieber Got Booed for Dissing Montreal...During a Gig in Montreal;\xa0\n A Zoo Is Worried That Teenage Gorillas Are Spending Too Much Time Looking at Cell Phones;\xa0\n Town Removes 1,000 Daffodils from a Park So The Kids Don't Eat Them;\xa0\n Move Over Jacksonville\u2013An OK city probing source of foul mystery odor;\xa0\n A Guy Didn't Want to See His Future In-Laws, so He Sent His Twin Brother.\xa0\n\n"Pancho" will also offer his sage wisdom to a couple of folks who want to "ASK PANCHO" about some advice on "Is It Worth Risking A Friendship For Romance" & \u201cMy Elderly Neighbor Thinks My Girlfriend Is My Ex-Wife" Don't miss another round of the "Insane Game Show" & play along with "Pancho" to see if your guesses are as stupid as his!\n\n--- \n\nSend in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/eriklane/message\nSupport this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/eriklane/support