A Crab Shack Crapper, Chili Cheese BEER, & Wearable Beanbag Chairs

Published: Feb. 4, 2023, 3 p.m.

Some criminals are meticulous about not leaving a trace behind their crime. Not so with this FL Man who left behind some DNA...in the most FOUL fashion. Nothing like cracking open a "cold one" for a refreshing malt beverage...flavored like chili cheese?? The question is would my Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" be willing to sample some? Japan has come up with a clothing line for all the lazy people in the world... And the fountain of stupidity is flowing deep & wide this week.

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  • Woman Gets Car Key Lodged in Her Face After Missing Catch; 
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  • Even Preschoolers Know That "Because I Said So" Is a Lame Excuse; 
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  • People Are Organizing Their DNA, Prints, & Dental Records in Case They Go Missing; 
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  • CA Democrats consider wealth tax\u2014including for people who moved out of state; 
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  • Women Are Naming the Stupidest Places Guys Have Taken Them on a Date; 
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  • Japanese killer chokes to death on prison food while awaiting execution; 
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  • Woman Convinced Dead Husband Appears in an Ad for Indian Restaurant; 
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  • An "Unknown Possible Explosive Device" Turned Out to Be...an Egg; 
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  • A Totally CA Crime: Thieves Try to Rob a Cannabis Dispensary...But Crash Into Solar Panels; 
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  • Is tipping getting out of control? Many consumers say yes; 
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  • Woman Posed as High School Student for 4 Days Before Being Caught; 
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  • Woman sues Fireball maker Sazerac for selling whiskey \u2018flavored\u2019 booze; 
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  • Woman Set Off Fireworks in Restaurant...Stole a Pizza...& Carjacked a Taxi; 
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  • A Female Shoplifter Was Arrested for Battery...By Slim Jims; 
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  • A Man Was Caught Stealing a Used Sex Toy..."Wouldn't Be My 1st Choice"; 
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  • Crappy Question: How Often Do You Look Before You Flush? 
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Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about \u201cHelp! I Caught My Kid Stealing A Candy Bar" & \u201cHelp! My Husband Wants Chickens".

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