A Cop's Sexy Sidehustle, KFC Corn-Crazy Customer, & A XXX-mas Trend

Published: Dec. 31, 2022, 3 p.m.

I guess crime doesn't pay enough for one police officer who loves his part-time porn actor's job more than his policing duties. When a KFC customer wants their corn, they'd better get their corn...or they'll go bat-crap crazy. My Insane FL Nephew, "Pancho Guero" has a story about how Christmas trees can pose a danger to self-pleasuring yuletide activities & doctors are putting out a warning... Just a warning here... there's an extra dose of stupidity for this year-ending episode...

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  • The 10 Weirdest World Records Broken in 2022; 
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  • Pilot terrifies sleeping wife with savage stunt prank: \u2018Instant divorce\u2019; 
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  • You Can Buy One Giant, 930-Calorie Fruit Loop for $20; 
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  • Police: Woman claiming to be \u2018God from ancient Egypt\u2019 attacks civilians, officers in Miami Beach; 
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  • Who's the Jerk? A Domino's Driver Shamed a Customer for Not Tipping; 
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  • The 3 Worst TikTok Food Trends of 2022; 
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  • Does Anyone You Know Over-Plan the Holidays? A Mom's Detailed Itinerary Is Going Viral; 
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  • NYC man indicted for stashing 6 kilos of \u2018Joe Biden\u2019 brand cocaine; 
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  • Airline Mistakenly Ships Family's Nashville-Bound Dog to Saudi Arabia; 
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  • Guy Claims He Was Kicked off Flight for Saying "Penis"; 
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  • Cops Broke Down a Door to Save a Woman Passed Out in a Bowl of Soup, but It Was Just "Art"; 
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  • Cop Accidentally Turned On Her Radio While Having Sex on Duty; 
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  • A KY woman walked out of her job a $175K lottery winner after receiving $25 worth of scratch-offs at a company holiday party; 
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  • Rogue Hippo \u2018Swallows\u2019 2-y/o\u2014Then Spits Him Back Out; 
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  • French Man With WWI Explosive Lodged in His Rectum Sparks Bomb Scare, Hospital Evacuation; 
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  • A Woman Stole a Watch from a Man in Vegas, & Hid It in Her Hoo-Ha; 
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  • 62% of Men Over 30 Would Consider Dyeing Their 'Hair Down There'; 
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  • Jobs Less Stressful Than "Disc Jockey" Include TSA Worker & Running a Nuclear Power Plant.
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Play along with "Pancho" this week & see if you can do better then he can at guessing in the "Insane Game Show" & find the answers to life's biggest questions when you hear his profound wisdom as he answers more questions from those who want to "ASK PANCHO" for some advice! "Pancho" addresses the burning questions about \u201cHelp! I Feel Guilty My Friend Has COVID" & \u201cHelp! How Many Times Is Too Many Times To See A Movie In Theaters".

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